新年對(duì)媳婦的話
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，該獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)時(shí)，就獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)，辛苦好幾天就像聽(tīng)我一句好聽(tīng)的，你都沒(méi)有，多可憐埃
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，就算你再喜歡平淡的生活，您一年到頭兒怎么也得浪漫一兩回，讓你也感受一次激動(dòng)的感覺(jué)埃
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，我就不會(huì)跟別的女的亂跑，你也就別整天疑神疑鬼的瞎想了。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你做飯?jiān)匐y吃，我也得吃完了，把盤子都舔干凈了再說(shuō)，媳婦，這菜太難吃了。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你樂(lè)意給我織圍巾織手套，別跟你說(shuō)別那么麻煩了，你樂(lè)意，我明白么?
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你就是喜歡讓身邊所有的人都知道，我是你爺們，去哪都必須拉著你的手，高調(diào)表態(tài)你驕傲。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，拉著你是我的義務(wù)，抱著你是我的權(quán)利，吻你是我的福利，愛(ài)你是我一生不變的承諾。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，我要是喜歡上別的妞兒，我告訴你一聲，讓你高調(diào)退出，不會(huì)給你玩那個(gè)不忍心傷害的垃圾話，這樣更惡心。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你的姐們我也必須同樣愛(ài)戴，她們要是聯(lián)合起來(lái)說(shuō)我壞話，后果我想想吧。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，沒(méi)事咱也逛逛公園，游游小湖，談?wù)?0年代的戀愛(ài)。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你會(huì)注意我的衣服，但偶爾也讓我把那壓箱底的衣服拿出來(lái)曬曬吧，其實(shí)給你驚喜的感覺(jué)讓我特別開(kāi)心。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，我丫有事就跟你說(shuō)，別給你整那不想讓我擔(dān)心的鳥(niǎo)理論，你是跟我過(guò)一輩子的人，什么事不得跟我經(jīng)歷埃
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，記住，媳婦可以有的是，但媽只有一個(gè)，難以選擇時(shí)，記得這條，即使你難受死，你也愿意我遵循這條。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你說(shuō)的永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的，即使你說(shuō)那駱駝是馬，我也要說(shuō)對(duì)，你喜歡看我百分百相信你的樣子。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你愿意為我生一個(gè)特漂亮的閨女，然后和閨女一起爭(zhēng)我的寵愛(ài)。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，我笨是應(yīng)該的，要不怎么襯托出你，所以不許笑話我。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，所以我永遠(yuǎn)永遠(yuǎn)都不許嫌你胖，否則你真更不敢結(jié)婚懷孕了。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，沒(méi)得干時(shí)就想想今天該怎么夸媳婦兒，別老用那一個(gè)詞兒。
因?yàn)槟闶俏蚁眿D兒，你是我媳婦明白么?咱倆得好好過(guò)，用句我媽的話說(shuō)就是“要么就趁早斷，要么就真心老實(shí)兒處”咱既然不打算斷，咱就好好老實(shí)
處，等到覺(jué)得其實(shí)結(jié)婚應(yīng)該也沒(méi)那么可怕的時(shí)候，你下個(gè)命令，咱也去民政局約個(gè)會(huì)，然后我丫再把民政局炸了，免得我哪天一犯病非想要小綠本兒。
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非常經(jīng)典有深度的電影英文臺(tái)詞
1.一個(gè)人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的`風(fēng)景，聽(tīng)陌生的歌，然后在某個(gè)不經(jīng)意的瞬間，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)，原本是費(fèi)盡心機(jī)想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是長(zhǎng)生不老，不是大魚(yú)大肉，不是權(quán)傾朝野。幸福是每一個(gè)微小的生活愿望達(dá)成。當(dāng)你想吃的時(shí)候有得吃，想被愛(ài)的時(shí)候有人來(lái)愛(ài)你。
Happineis not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛(ài)情是燈，友情是影子，當(dāng)燈滅了，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛(ài)你不是因?yàn)槟闶钦l(shuí)，而是我在你面前可以是誰(shuí)。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛(ài)情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負(fù)重�？上В蠖鄶�(shù)人的愛(ài)情，都是負(fù)重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個(gè)人都生活在各自的過(guò)去中，人們會(huì)用一分鐘的時(shí)間去認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)人，用一小時(shí)的時(shí)間去喜歡一個(gè)人，再用一天的時(shí)間去愛(ài)上一個(gè)人，到最后呢，卻要用一輩子的時(shí)間去忘記一個(gè)人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個(gè)人一生可以愛(ài)上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后，你就會(huì)明白一起的傷痛其實(shí)是一種財(cái)富，它讓你學(xué)會(huì)更好地去把握和珍惜你愛(ài)的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadneis kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時(shí)候會(huì)想要談很多次戀愛(ài)，但是隨著年齡的增長(zhǎng)，終于領(lǐng)悟到愛(ài)一個(gè)人，就算用一輩子的時(shí)間，還是會(huì)嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個(gè)人，體諒這個(gè)人，直到愛(ài)上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當(dāng)明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不 再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在不知不覺(jué)中已被時(shí)間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車?yán)铮c相鄰列車交錯(cuò)時(shí)，仿佛自己在前進(jìn)的錯(cuò)覺(jué)，而是我們真實(shí)的在成長(zhǎng)，在這件事里成了另一個(gè)自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開(kāi)我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會(huì)遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經(jīng)擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬于自己的，不要放棄。已經(jīng)失去的，留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡并習(xí)慣了對(duì)變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會(huì)知道什么是最不會(huì)被時(shí)間拋棄的準(zhǔn)則。比如愛(ài)一個(gè)人，充滿變數(shù)，我于是后退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見(jiàn)真誠(chéng)的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛(ài)是俯視而生，而女人的愛(ài)是仰視而生。如果愛(ài)情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛(ài)情是你通過(guò)一個(gè)人看到整個(gè)世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，應(yīng)該一直留有一個(gè)地方，獨(dú)自留在那里。然后去愛(ài)。不知道是什么，不知道是誰(shuí)，不知道如何去愛(ài)，也不知道可以愛(ài)多久。只是等待一次愛(ài)情，也許永遠(yuǎn)都沒(méi)有人�？墒�，這種等待，就是愛(ài)情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰(shuí)不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發(fā)現(xiàn)，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛(ài)的很深，很深，來(lái)日歲月，會(huì)讓你知道，它不過(guò)很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛(ài)，必須和時(shí)日一起成長(zhǎng)。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個(gè)世界上，只有真正快樂(lè)的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂(lè)。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒(méi)有感性，就要理性;如果沒(méi)有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個(gè)都沒(méi)有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not se-xy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛(ài)情，需要的不是傷心，而是時(shí)間，一段可以用來(lái)遺忘的時(shí)間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
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