程序員經(jīng)典語(yǔ)錄英語(yǔ)
* Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for gum chewing twits who maintain ancient payroll programs.
真正的程序員 不用cobol。cobol只能用來(lái)維護(hù)遠(yuǎn)古的工資程序。
* Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for wimpy engineers who wear white socks. The get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulations.
真正的程序員不寫(xiě)fortran程序。fortran是讓畏縮的白領(lǐng)工程師用的。 那些人只鐘情于有限的狀態(tài)分析和核反應(yīng)堆模擬。
* Real Programmers don't write in Modula-2. Modula-2 is for insecure analretentives who can't choose between Pascal and COBOL.
真正的程序員不用modula-2編程。modula-2集合了pascal和cobol的缺點(diǎn)。
* Real Programmers don't write in APL, unlethe whole program can be written on one line.
真正的程序員不寫(xiě)apl程序，除非他能在一行內(nèi)把一個(gè)程序?qū)懲辍?/p>
* Real Programmers don't write in Lisp. Only effeminate programmers use more parentheses than actual code.
真正的程序員不用lisp編程。只有女人氣的程序員才會(huì)用的括號(hào)比代碼還多。
* for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.
真正的程序員鄙視結(jié)構(gòu)化編程。結(jié)構(gòu)化編程是讓過(guò)早被訓(xùn)練怎樣上廁所的強(qiáng)迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好領(lǐng)帶，然后小心翼翼地在另一張書(shū)桌上削鉛筆。
* Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
真正的程序員鄙視浮點(diǎn)運(yùn)算。十進(jìn)制是為蠢人而發(fā)明的.。
* Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every Real Program. Some candyaarchitectures won't allow EXECUTE instructions to addreanother EXECUTE instruction as the target instruction. Real Programmers despise petty restrictions.
真正的程序員深諳指令之間的細(xì)微差別，而且非在寫(xiě)的每一個(gè)程序中都體現(xiàn)出來(lái)不可。有些編譯器不允許EXECUTE指令象對(duì)目標(biāo)指令那樣對(duì)另一個(gè)EXECUTE指令尋址。真正的程序員對(duì)這種限制熟記于心。
* Real Programmers Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between Cobol and Fortran.
真正的程序員不用PL/I。PL/I是讓偎依在媽媽身邊的小男孩在無(wú)法從cobol和pascal中選擇時(shí)用的。
* Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer.
能擺平那些有心智缺陷的人，比如那些資深的策劃者（他們很愛(ài)“教導(dǎo)”程序員們）。
* Real programmers ignore schedules.
真正的程序員不按日程表辦事。
* Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
真正的程序員不帶午餐上班。有得吃就吃，沒(méi)得吃就餓著。
* Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
真正的程序員在冒險(xiǎn)和滋事時(shí)腦子最聰明。
* Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
真正的程序員用C，因?yàn)镃是最容易拼的語(yǔ)言，只有一個(gè)字母。
* Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers, who needs symbols.
真正的程序員不用符號(hào)化的調(diào)試器，因?yàn)樗剐枰?hào)。
* Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects.
真正的程序員只詛咒死氣沉沉的東西。
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