英文經(jīng)典搞笑語(yǔ)句18則
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外， 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
諸葛亮出山前，也沒(méi)帶過(guò)兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)？
Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?
你瘋了嗎？
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
好的愛(ài)情是你透過(guò)一個(gè)男人看到世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看。
When twos company， threes the result!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是!
Two heads are better than one
三個(gè)臭皮匠，頂個(gè)諸葛亮。
The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學(xué)的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多;忘記的`越多， 忘記的越多;知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來(lái)著?
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, dont you know piggy is more valuable than you?
大師兄，你知道嗎？二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
One should love animals They are so tasty
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買(mǎi)基金吧。
Money is not everything Theres Mastercard Visa
鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
Love the neighbor But dont get caught
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛(ài)情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you dont know what life is.
還能沖動(dòng)，表示你還對(duì)生活有激情，總是沖動(dòng)，表示你還不懂生活。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
懷才就像懷孕，時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了才能看出來(lái)。
God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
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