英文簡(jiǎn)歷中不該出現(xiàn)的話
英文簡(jiǎn)歷中不該出現(xiàn)的話
致命的大錯(cuò)：
"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."
"Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience."
"Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy."
"Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage."
"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."
"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."
"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover6''5".
""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate.""ReasonforLeaving:Mybosaidtheendoftheworldisnear."
"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword''paranoia.''Iprefertoelaborateprivately."
打字錯(cuò)誤與語(yǔ)法錯(cuò)誤
"Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook."
"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer.""Iamarabidtypist."
"WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981."
"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."
"Accountingcleric."
"Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments.""Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear."
"Disposedof$2.5billioninassets."
"Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."
"Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment."
"Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."
"Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool."
不應(yīng)有的幽默
" http://www.zzlgroo.com eallotherstoheatyourhouse.""Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:Short-ordercook.)
"Butwait...there''smore.Yougetallthisbusineknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature."
"Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse."
"Myfortunecookiesaid,''Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob''-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular."
"Title:Anotherresumefromthe''ProfilesinExcellence''series.""AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks.""Let''smeetsoyoucan''ooh''and''ahh''overmyexperience."